Despite their compositional versatility, most halide double perovskites feature large band gaps. Herein, we describe a strategy for achieving small band gaps in this family of materials. The new double perovskites Cs₂AgTlX₆ (X=Cl (1) and Br (2)) have direct band gaps of 2.0 and 0.95 eV, respectively, which are approximately 1 eV lower than those of analogous perovskites. To our knowledge, compound 2 displays the lowest band gap for any known halide perovskite. Unlike in A^IB^IIX₃ perovskites, the band-gap transition in A^I ₂BB′X₆ double perovskites can show substantial metal-to-metal charge-transfer character. This band-edge orbital composition is used to achieve small band gaps through the selection of energetically aligned B- and B′-site metal frontier orbitals. Calculations reveal a shallow, symmetry-forbidden region at the band edges for 1, which results in long (μs) microwave conductivity lifetimes. We further describe a facile self-doping reaction in 2 through Br₂ loss at ambient conditions.